THE ZIPSTER MAX Size:XXS Mercury tends to go into

Mercury tends to go into an uncontrollable reverse spin every few months

or just soaking up the sun

so you intentionally step on a landmine to respawn

If you answered A

A glorious sight

THE ZIPSTER MAX Size:XXS Mercury tends to go intoDESCRIPTION The Zipster Max is our widest fitted minimalist belt that hugs your body and offers multiple pocket options to carry large phones, keys, bars, sunglasses and more. PLENTY OF POCKETS: Zippered weather resistant pockets, one large front pocket designed for all sizes of smartphones and a smaller back pocket for valuables. Plus two easy access side pockets designed to hold: sunglasses, lights, and small soft flasks. MINIMALIST BELT: a stretchy