Mercury Retrograding // Snow Washed Oversized Cotton T-Shirt tu me manques or even a burrito baby

or even a burrito baby

but the gorgeous mountains and all-seeing sun led us there and we are living here happily now

Don’t let them pull you out of it

There are invisible hands guiding you

and your turkey needs much more than a good basting

Mercury Retrograding // Snow Washed Oversized Cotton T-Shirt tu me manques or even a burrito babyMercury Retrograding. Dont even try it. Mercury is retrograding and so is everyones common sense. This bold, glitchy design simply states the chaos were all living through. No explanation needed: we all know what time it is. This tee is for the spiritually aware (and slightly unhinged) who know Mercury retrograde isnt just an excuse its a whole vibe. Perfect for blaming tech issues, awkward conversations, and general existential mayhem. Premium